Ride the Puddles

Spammed Comments

Posted by bikezilla on February 12, 2011

Dear, sweet spammers

I don’t care how sugary sweet your comment is, if it’s in the spam folder it isn’t coming out unless you mentioned something specific to the article you’re pretending to comment on.

“Great work”, “I linked to you”, “I totally agree”, “Fantastic blog” and “We’re debating the same thing” or the like won’t get your comment approved. Ever.

Beyond being a pathetic ruse, it’s insulting to the people who take the time to honestly comment and interact.

So, I sincerely thank all you little spam monkeys for coming in, but I can’t help hoping that you wrap your car around a pole on your way home tonight.




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