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Cycling Blogs

Posted by bikezilla on March 31, 2011

While checking my referral log I came across This forum with a discussion about people’s favorite cycling blogs.

I’m just going over them myself, but I thought I’d share them with you, along with a few comments, and I’m marking my favs with an asterisk.

Ubiquitous Blog: Bike Travel, Activism.

It’s everywhere.

A View from the Cycling Path . . .: Bike Travel, Activism.

Candy Cranks: Touring, Personal Cycling Musings

“Candy Cranks is a collaboration of female riders from around the globe giving insight to bike culture in their home cities.”

The Laborator: Artistic Bike Building, Mutant Bikes

Fakengers: Couriers, Fixies

The Secret Cyclist: Activism

CycleSeven: Bike Gear

On Your Bike: Bike Travel, Ride Journal

39 Stone Cyclist: Ride Journal, Personal Journal, Weight Loss

My Sunday Rides: Ride Journal

Toe Clips: Ride Journal

Crap Cycling & Walking in Waltham Forest: Activism, Humor

The Lo Fidelity Bicycle Club: Activism, Humor

* EcoVelo: Touring, Commuting, Ride Journal.

Some really gorgeous bike photography.

* The Grumpy Cyclist: Humor, Ride Journal, Activism

*London Cycle Chic: Bike Porn, Humor

Yay, cute girls on bikes. Mostly.

Copenhagenize: Bike Culture

*Wallis on Wheels: Travel

Eye opening.

*101 Wankers: Humor, Ride Journal

Kennington People on Bikes: Activism, Cycling Culture

Cycling Info: Cycling Culture

Bristol Traffic: Activism

Quadracycling: Alternate Cycling, Cycling Culture, Ride Journal

I bet most of you never even heard of these things.

The Catrike Diaries: Alternate Cycling, Cycling Culture, Ride Journal

While Out Riding: Travel, Activism

If you have others that you follow, add them to the comments of this post.

Don’t be a pud and pimp your on shiite.

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Tying Womens’ Results to Overall Team Rankings: Follow Up

Posted by bikezilla on March 31, 2011

This is just to present some information I’ve gotten on programs like the one I’d love to see implemented by professional road cycling in order to promote womens racing.

– After I wrote Part 1 of this series, Megan Kelly, aka @MKBicycles, informed me via Twitter that USA Cycling has implemented just such a plan at the collegiate level.

So, via Twitter of course, I contacted them and they kindly provided me with this pdf file (sorry, no none pdf link available).

If you’ll read that, you’ll see that it’s a ridiculously simple graphic and explanation of an even more ridiculously simple system.

You’ll also almost immediately notice how the inclusion of a womens team becomes critically important once the numbers are combined. This is even more true if your womens team is of a high quality.

Places 6 and 7 would have been either 10th and 12th or 11th and 12th based upon the points of their mens teams alone.

The schools that refuse to fund a womens cycling program are at a clear and instant disadvantage.

Has that advantage lead to a greater number of womens teams?

I asked USA Cycling Collegiate through Twitter. Here’s there response:

“That scoring method has been around as long as Collegiate Cycling, so there’s nothing to compare it to… Although women make up 20% of collegiate cycling vs. 11% for non-collegiate licensees.”

That says a couple of things.

1. Even with the combined point totals for men and women used for the overall rankings, women are still underrepresented.

2. Even though the they’re still underrepresented, the percentage of schools with mens AND womens teams is double the representation in the professional ranks, where no such program exists.

I think we’d see just the opposite if pro cycling adopted this ranking system. Because it could make the difference between being approved for a ProTeam license and a ProContinental license, or ProContinental and Continental.

There’s more to lose at the professional level.

– THEN, Pigeons told me via Twitter that professional MTB racing recently began using such a system, with instantaneous result of increased sponsorship of womens MTB.

She even dug up a couple links for me.

UCI’s rules for combined ranking in MTB races (or at least in certain types of MTB races) counts the top so many men + the top so-many-minus-1 women (for instance, the top 3 men and the top 2 women on a team) and combines them for the team’s ranking.

This system began only 01 Jan 11 and is already seeing teams scrambling to sign the best female riders in an effort to take maximum advantage of the combined rankings.

HERE is another pdf (sorry) file showing the UCI’s system.

Scroll down to page 37 at 4.7.006 for the explanation.

It’s not all I hope for, but it’s a damned fine starting point for a trial run, especially in combination with the USA Cycling’s mens / womens combined college team ranking system.

I did contact UCI through Twitter to ask:

“Has combined men/women ranking for MTB teams resulted in increased sponsorships, races, prestige, pay on the womens side, yet?”

Understanding that this is a brand new program and the results and ramifications may not have been studied yet.

So far they’ve blown me off, but I’ll update if they reply.

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When Lance Armstrong Burns: Part 2

Posted by bikezilla on March 29, 2011

UPDATE*

Part 1

I’ve added an extra layer to my tinfoil hat for this one, just because I think it’s pretty.

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First, here are a couple alternate perspectives on Strickland’s piece:

Back of the Peloton: The difference between PR, facts, and fluff.

Ciclirati: On Strickland, Zirbel, History and What it Means.

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Bill Strickland, editor of Bicycling Magazine, has long been accused of being a Lance Armstrong sycophant and enabler. He’s willfully and intentionally covered up and denied any wrongdoing on Lance’s part for years.

He’s finally presented the evidence (or rather some of the evidence) proving that Lance Armstrong is a liar and a doping cheat, in two parts.

The first part is a longish article outlining what we’re supposed to believe is the journey that took Strickland from enthusiastic Lance Armstrong supporter, to doubter, to saddened and disillusioned fan who is finally and at long last convinced of Lance’s evil ways. It’s good stuff. Seriously.

The second is a ten point pictorial presentation of largely anecdotal and circumstantial evidence vs Armstrong. Again, good stuff. A primer for those not familiar with the history, a refresher for those who are.

It’s all very interesting, especially gathered together and summarized in one convenient location.

But, I call bullshit.

Strickland is a smart guy and a trained, longtime investigative reporter.

In his career he’s actually taken up residence in LanceLand, to the point that Johan Bruyneel allowed, acknowledged and justified his (Strickland’s) presence in the most private Armstrong settings with the assertion that “He’s (Strickland) one of us.”.

Meaning that Strickland is an insider, that he’s in the know, that he’s privy to secrets, and that he’s safe and can be trusted.

There was a reason that Bruyneel picked Strickland to first leak news of Lance’s comeback, and a reason that it was Strickland chosen as the journalist who’d spend a year living with Lance on the road during that comeback.

Wasn’t it in the resulting book, “Tour de Lance”, that Strickland said that he knew things about Lance, dark things, but that he would not reveal them?

*UPDATE:

Here’s the relevant passage, taken from pages 10 & 11 of “Tour de Lance”:

“And I’d sat on some more serious revelations, things Bruyneel told me about the inner workings of the sport but also things I’d heard from team directors, riders, coaches, and other people who assumed that because I was close to Bruyneel I must have already known what they were talking about. I was surprised to find out that this information was even easier to keep to myself.

I knew things to be true that I wished I’d never been told. I knew many more things that could never be proved true or false, and I wanted even more to never have been told those. I didn’t want to talk to anyone about such matters, and so it was that Bruyneel trusted me.”

“. . . I was starting to become just a fan again. I hadn’t ever wanted to know which racer all the racers figured was doping and had only to get caught before everyone could talk about what a shame it was, what a crime. I hadn’t wanted to know which rider paid off which other rider to help secure a win in the great one-day cobblestoned race Paris-Roubaix.”

I knew when I read that, that he WOULD eventually reveal them. It was only a matter of when.

And this article is not that “when”. Not really. He only hints at a few juicy details. The rest has all been presented before.

No, the real revelations will come in another book, something more highly profitable than a lowly magazine and internet article.

Bill has had unequivocal knowledge of Armstrong’s doping for many years. Yet, it’s been to Strickland’s advantage, a matter of personal gain both financially and professionally, to lie and obfuscate on Armstrong’s behalf.

So why come out against Armstrong now?

Was it:

1. A falling out with Armstrong, so that Strickland no longer felt obligated to protect Lance?

2. Realization that Armstrong’s world is crumbling and now is the opportune (and opportunistic) moment?

3. Realization that Armstrong’s power is no longer all encompassing and that Lance’s ability to cause harm or exact retribution is waning, and so now is the opportune (and opportunistic) moment?

Is Strickland one of those I predicted would flee Armstrong’s side, charging into the light in hopes that the flames growing around Armstrong will not consume them as well?

4. Another chance to collude with Lance, yet gain maximum profit and professional recognition?

To that you likely said, “Huh?”.

With the publication of this article comes a rumor that Lance has agreed to an exclusive interview with Bicycling Magazine.

Lance Armstrong has tried damned near everything to protect himself from the ongoing investigation of Jeff Novitzky and the FDA.

He’s even bought himself a United States Congressman, Georgia Representative Jack Kingston, who (unsuccessfully) attempted to derail Novitzky’s investigation on Armstrong’s behalf.

So what is Lance left with?

Coming clean to Novitzky? Except Novitzky isn’t interested in a plea bargain with Lance. Lance has nothing bigger to offer, because he IS the investigation’s big fish.

What can Lance save? Maybe his public image if he gets out in front of things?

And who would he choose to talk to if he was going to “come clean” in an effort to manage the damage to his stature, his power, his influence, his earnings, his freedom, if the conclusion of this case (which actually extends well beyond Novitzky and the FDA) should find him guilty?

Well, of course it’d be his long time buddy, enabler, conspirator and protector, Bill Strickland.

Or maybe the rumor is false. Maybe there is no exclusive interview with Lance Armstrong about to be released by Bill Strickland and Bicycling Magazine.

Or maybe the interview will just be a total ambush of Lance, though if you know Armstrong’s history with questions that he doesn’t like, this notion seems utterly ludicrous. If Lance gives a tell-all, it’s because he WANTS the information out there (though he’ll pick and choose what he tells, what he comes clean on and what he’s honest about). Then he can act all contrite and remorseful.

But for me, the abhorrence of Lance Armstrong is only partially rooted in the belief that he’s a doper, a liar and a cheat.

What I really detest Lance Armstrong for is the malicious manner in which he goes about destroying or attempting to destroy anyone who so much as disagrees with him.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a professional cyclist, a news outlet or a lowly blogger. If you question or doubt Lance in any way, he’ll do everything within the vast possibilities of his wealth, power and influence to crush you into nothingness.

I’ll make a little confession, here.

All my suppositions, in their specifics, could be wrong about Bill Strickland. It’s possible that there’s nothing unethical or dishonest in what’s going on. But there’s more to his “coming out” against Lance than what he’s letting us know.

I don’t like feeling like I’m being taken for a sucker, and that’s what it seems like Strickland is doing. He’s playing me, us, his readers, the public. We just need to sit back and wait to discover exactly why and how.

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Don’t Trust Pat McQuaid and, Oh Yeah, the Plasticizer Thing

Posted by bikezilla on March 28, 2011

As part of my ongoing mission to see Pat McQuaid ousted from his presidency at UCI, I would like to state in a very fair, balanced and objective way, that Pat “Dick” McQuaid is a slimy, filthy weasel and a no good, dirty, rotten, lying liar.

And he probably kicks sweet lil puppy dogs, too.

HERE is even more evidence supporting obvious UCI corruption and the need for the national cycling federations to band together in voting McQuaid out of power when his current term expires (sooner if there’s a “recall” provision).

That link (which you really should spend a few minutes reading, especially since I won’t be summarizing it) is a VeloNation interview with German reporter, Hajo Seppelt.

Seppelt is the guy who forced UCI’s hand in finally announcing that Alberto Contador had tested positive for clenbuterol during the 2010 Tour de France.

He didn’t mean to force the announcement, and so comes away seeming naive. But you can’t fault him for a lack of patience nor for failing to be thorough.

Here is a gorgeous example of typical Pat “Dick” McQuaid:

Seppelt says:

“I was at the sports conference this month in London. Mr McQuaid was there and there was a small press conference after his speech. We had our camera with us and the camera was running. We asked him why did he lie last September to us. He answered that he didn’t lie. My colleague told him that we have an email from him saying that he didn’t know anything about a positive test, that we can send it to him. In front of a rolling camera, he said no, he didn’t send an email. It was unbelievable.”

McQuaid sends an email, is offered the proof that he sent it, yet denies that it was ever sent.

And when there was such a simple answer that would have done just fine. He easily could have said, “I was not at liberty to be open about that case, because it had not yet been announced and our research was yet pending.”, or some such bureaucratic nonsense.

But instead he dives right into an obvious lie.

Referring back to the interview, what I really enjoyed seeing was how both Pat McQuaid and his lackey, Enrico Carpani, are both so stupidly arrogant and cavalier about talking shiite regarding how they trashed Seppelt’s story and how dumb he must be.

They know people are listening to their boasting, and they have to know that some of those people might talk about it.

First, it shows how the culture of lies and corruption are not only symptomatic of McQuaid, but spread outward and downward from him.

Second, it shows the mafioso mentality and culture of UCI and how McQuaid, Carpani and their fellows honestly believe themselves to be Made Men and untouchable. They can say anything they like, insult and disrespect anyone they like, manipulate and cover up anything they like, lie to anyone they like, about absolutely anything, and they have nothing to fear.

But the biggest red flag, the most telling sign of McQuaid’s corruption, is this:

“Two days later I interviewed Contador in Madrid and he confirmed on camera that the recommendation to use the Dutch guy [the scientist Dr Douwe de Boer, who vouched for food contamination as a source] came from the UCI.”

UCI itself found a Dr that would back up Alberto Contador’s claim of contamination via tainted meat and then sent Alberto to him.

Is this really the leadership that professional cycling wants to follow? Are these really the people professional cyclists and teams want representing them? Is the the face that professional cycling wants the world to see?

Pat McQuaid must be voted out of office, but not only him. Those who currently surround and support McQuaid must go, as well.

UCI’s corruption is systemic. It must be purged, top to bottom, inside and out.

– Remember how we heard that Alberto’s doping controls also detected plasticizer, but, oh crap, the same plasticizer is found in stuff like water bottles?

Well, the water bottle thing maybe doesn’t cut it when we know this little additional tidbit.

“Other values have appeared that are ten times over the higher value from so-called plasticizers [such as di-(2-ethylhexyl)phthalate (DEHP) – ed.], which are used in blood bags,” he said then. “These values were measured one day before the positive dope control. These blood bag softener values could indicate that autologous blood doping may have been performed.”

There are other sources for plasticizers in day-to-day life, although an increase in levels is felt by some experts as being worthy of scrutiny. Since then, there was little more said about the issue. Scientists are still working to validate a test for plasticizers;”

So it isn’t simply the presence of the plasticizers, but the concentration and the time at which the concentration spikes.

It makes a lot more sense to me, now.

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Tying Womens’ Results to Overall Team Rankings

Posted by bikezilla on March 27, 2011

The womens’ side of professional cycling has been underappreciated and disrespected forever.

There’s lots of indignation over this, complete with demands for bigger prize money, more sponsorship, for womens versions of all the most prestigious mens races and for better pay.

The easy poopoo to this is, “there just isn’t enough money”.

I propose, first and brilliantly, you’ll kindly remember when anyone speaks of this in the future (and I’ll cling to that notion no matter how many of you present evidence to the contrary) a solution.

– Here’s the full on version:

Make it mandatory for every ProTour team to also run a womens team (ok, I confess that part has been mentioned by several people).

Tie the results of the womens teams unequivocally to the overall team standings.

By that I mean, for the purpose of ProTeam licenses and admission to major races, a ranking based on both mens and womens teams is used.

Just stack the womens’ points right on top of the mens and, blammy, you have the new totals. Easy as . . . something really, really, super ridiculously easy.

There’d be no, “Ok, we’ll use the combined ranking for X, but the separate rankings for Y.” One combined team ranking. End of calculations.

Because if you use the separated results for any OFFICIAL purpose, then you reduce the effect of the program in elevating womens racing.

But let’s assume that “there just isn’t enough money” is a valid argument and soften things up a little.

– Here’s the softened version:

Do NOT make it mandatory for every ProTour team to also sponsor a womens team.

But the women’s points for teams that do sponsor a womens team are still tacked on to those team’s overall total and used unequivocally in the official team rankings.

The respect, importance and value of womens racing immediately goes up, once their points directly effect overall team rankings, because teams without a womens team are instantly at a disadvantage, no matter how good their mens team is.

I like the softened version of things better. Because all those teams now saying “we just don’t have the money to run a womens team” would somehow begin finding the money. It’d be like a miracle or something!

And with the elevation in importance I think we’d soon see organizers of major mens races adding womens versions.

Of all major professional sports, I think the women of cycling offer the product that most closely resembles the mens side of the sport. In fact, I believe that the very best of the women could replace a few of the male riders.

If you’ll look at watts / kg for men vs women you’ll see that some of the women, in fact, surpass some of the men.

Ideally, at least in my mind, this would would even lead, eventually, to the inclusion of the very best female riders in what we now think of as the “mens” side of things.

I don’t think it’s an impossibility.

– The downside.

With heightened import comes heightened pressure. That could lead to increased doping in the womens ranks.

But to use that as justification to continue marginalizing the womens’ side of professional racing would be cowardly.

– The upside.

More respect and appreciation, better visibility, better pay, higher sponsorship levels, more highly prestigious womens races, more internet, radio and television coverage, more opportunities to ogle deliciously hot cycling women, and of course their undying and enthusiastically repaid gratitude for my brilliant idea and how I single-handedly pulled them from the depths of obscurity and into the glories of the limelight.

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Why UCI?

Posted by bikezilla on March 25, 2011

This is not so much an article as a collection of loose thoughts. Some of them were added prior to looking up this or that, so they may seem to answer themselves at times. They’re in no particular order.

I’m sharing them because this issue comes up over and over again, and I’m curious about it.

Feel free to add your own thoughts or answers to the comments section.

– What exactly is UCI’s mandate? Is it so broad or so vague that UCI can manipulate its meaning to control every single aspect of professional cycling?

Now UCI is subverting control of skateboarding in an effort to increase its revenues. This is just evidence that there must be an end to UCI’s unfettered and unchecked power.

– As an organization run by the IOC, which itself is an organization governing AMATEUR sports, why does UCI have total control of PROFESSIONAL cycling?

– According to wikipedia, UCI was formed by a handful of national federations in 1900 to oppose and replace the International Cycling Association.

It wasn’t subverted by the IOC until at least 1965.

– Each national federation has one vote toward the election of UCI’s president every four years.

According to Cycle Racing there are 99 national federations

– If I’m counting properly, Pat McQuaid has three years left on his current term.

It would seem like a considerable amount of time to run a systematic campaign to rally the national federations against him.

It would also seem that USA Cycling (the U.S. national federation) and the FFC (Fédération Française de Cyclisme, the French national federation) are already two votes in the bank against McQuaid.

– If we can blog and use social media for causes like doping and the governance of professional cycling, why can’t we use it to promote the ouster of Pat McQuaid from UCI leadership? Or even the ouster of UCI itself.

– Why is it at all tolerated for UCI, an arm of the IOC which controls much of AMATEUR sports, to thump its chest and rule PROFESSIONAL cycling?

Why haven’t teams and riders gotten together and built a real governing body, intended to actually oversee PROFESSIONALS and their interests, needs and concerns?

Why is there a need to form a “new league”? Instead, UCI should be relegated to its proper level of authority and governance and a true, professional governing body should be formed.

Then, if teams and players elect guys like Ochowicz, Bruyneel, LeLangue, Riis and Armstrong to positions of power, they have only themselves to blame for the continuance of professional cycling’s mafioso culture of doping.

And they can work out issues like radio usage to fit their needs, whether that’s unrestricted usage, select races and stages with bans, or a safety only network.

– UCI is itself a creation of the national federations, created and put in place for the purpose of removing another governing body.

It’s abandoned professional cycling to serve the will of the IOC.

So it should strike McQuaid and his cronies as no surprise that they should, in turn, be replaced by a similarly created organization.

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Jonathan Vaughters and His Growing Power Within Professional Cycling

Posted by bikezilla on March 25, 2011

Here are some things that have been swirling around my head. Since I’m organizing them for me, I figured I’d let you read them.

– Jonathan Vaughters, president of the teams’ union(AIGCP), president of the advisory group MPCC, and head guy at Sliptstream Sports and at team Garmin-Cervelo, plus only he and God know how many other titles, has spent years quietly weaving himself into the fabric of professional cycling.

He hasn’t done it in the mafioso, underhanded, weasely way that Johan Bruyneel has, but legitimately.

Rather than becoming a Made Man, ruthless and cold, he’s taken on an ever-increasing load of responsibilities and authority.

He is, however, no less calculating and watchful than Bruyneel.

Vaughters is applying considerable effort to making his various positions meaningful. His current level of real power, regardless of how far ranging his web of connections and control may spread or seem to spread, is tenuous. It has the potential to shred and collapse almost entirely, or to firm up into something substantial.

He works at forming ideas and implementing (or at least proposing) plans to steer professional cycling in his desired direction.

He’s presented thoughts on how to reinvigorate professional cycling, he’s possibly the most important player in the fight to gain teams a voice in the governance of cycling and against the ban of race radios, he attempts to influence efforts vs doping, including suggestions for a sort of dopers rehab and for some form of punitive action vs teams when their riders fail doping controls.

Part of me thinks, “At least he’s making SOME effort. What’s anyone else doing?”.

Part of me thinks, “Great. Thanks for the ideas. Now will you PLEASE stop JUST talking and DO something with them?”

You might look at how JV’s presence creeps further and further into the world of professional cycling and think he is a power whore, just grabbing up positions of authority to strengthen his own hold on the sport and fatten his wallet.

JV isn’t paid for his work with AIGCP or MPCC, and he confirmed that via Twitter when I asked him about it. All of his work with those two groups is as a volunteer.

That’s a lot of effort for uncertain and sometimes negative reward.

Like when UCI excludes he and Gianni Bugno (head of the rider’s union) from meetings for helping organize the boycott of the Tour of Beijing.

JV said via Twitter, he takes the blows, because it doesn’t bother him like it does a lot of other team managers.

He would also seem to be a lot more patient than the other managers.

In our Twitter conversation today JV conceded that formal unionization of teams is “a long way from where we are now”. But he also stated, “. . . if the teams can show themselves that they can win just one tiny issue (the radio ban), it might encourage something more formal.”

JV has a bigger plan than what’s out there in front of the world, and he goes about guiding the events around that plan in a patient and methodical manner that most of us don’t see or appreciate.

Fighting the radio ban isn’t simply about the use of race radios, and it isn’t just about the issue of fair governance. It’s also about showing teams how to take their first baby step in discovering that they CAN have some measure of control, that they CAN share power with UCI. It’s a motivational tool.

Someone that patient and relentless is a little scary. Maybe unnerving is a better word. Or maybe I’m just sick with envy because I don’t have a patient bone in my body.

Here’s another small insight into JV’s mind. Why does he do it? I mean, why does HE do it?

He says, “Well, if I don’t do it, the teams will just muddle along in a poorly designed system. I have to try. If I fail, oh well…”

What I think is really, really interesting, is that I believe that’s exactly true.

He’s entirely willing to invest himself in this venture (and I’m not claiming to understand the full limits of what “this venture” is), to sweat, prod, push, pull, coddle, bully, to give and receive what blows there are to exchange, and whatever else may be required to see teams through to the destination that I’m not sure even JV is 100% sure of.

But if he fails? “oh well” and on to the next thing.

That makes it even harder to calculate his final goal, his final design.

Is it noble that JV is willing to toil for so long with so little reward and that he’s already accepted the possibility of complete failure?

Or is there some prize that he covets? Something of such great value that his long-suffering efforts now will be repaid with interest should he finally attain it?

What would be his aim? The presidency of UCI?

If you consider the character of Verbruggen and McQuaid, Vaughters would not seem to be the type of guy promoted to that leadership.

That would seem to be more a Jim Ochowicz, Bill Stapleton, Johan Bruyneel or even Lance Armstong thing, at least if anyone inside of UCI had a hand or a say in things.

Or maybe JV is just a selfless guy. Maybe he sees a job that needs doing, sees that no one else is gonna even try to do it, and so he puts himself out there, not really expecting so much as gratitude for the considerable time and effort he invests on behalf of so many.

Maybe he’s the Patron Saint of Cycling, fully willing to be martyred for his cause.

Maybe.

Maybe eventually his mad power grab will infuse him with the ability to cast lightning bolts and pile his desk with fat stacks of cash, but for now, not so much.

I’ve asked for some opinions on where JV may be aiming himself, about just exactly what his goals might be. No answers so far. Not even any guesses.

But I’m not the only one wondering.

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How to Reinvigorate Professional Cycling

Posted by bikezilla on March 21, 2011

It was asked on Twitter, “How would you reinvigorate professional cycling?”

Most fans are saying things like, “Work out the TV rights! We need more TV coverage! It’s hard to follow a sport when you can’t even watch it! I’m totally willing to pay for cycling coverage!”

Boooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrringggggggggggggggg. ::Yawn::

Here, I’ll link to a couple examples of the more mundane and ho-hum nonsense some people are putting out there.

Here’s Podium Insight’s silly ideas

And here is Jonathan Vaughters’ “exciting” list.

I’ve had some wonderful and truly thrilling ideas, all unfairly dismissed off hand.

So I’ll present them here, to a more reasonable and receptive audience.

1. Abandon UCI, and burn Pat McQuaid at the stake.

Imagine if you will the final day of the Tour de France, and as the peloton pours into the the Champs-Elysees the torch is thrown onto McQuaid’s oil-soaked pyre, perched atop the Arc de Triomphe. They ride round and round him, his screams echoing ever higher, until finally, as the first rider completes the final circuit, his screams fade to nothing as he croaks.

Shoot, I’d pay to see that.

My eyes are all misty just writing about it.

2. International Poke Lance Armstrong in the Eye Day.

For the countless millions of cycling fans who are sick to death of hearing Lance Armstrong’s name sang endlessly and ever more loudly, even though he’s no longer racing.

But it isn’t restricted merely to Lance himself (or for Lance fanboys, Himself). Any member of Lance’s family and any employee of Versus sports and their families can be poked in the eye, too. As many times as you want, all day long.

One day not enough? How about International Poke Lance Armstrong in the Eye MONTH!

3. Don’t allow Sean Kelly to ever speak publicly again.

Ever feel like you’re fighting not to gag while listening to Kelly seem to talk around a giant mouthful of something nasty?

No more!

And if he won’t comply, then we’ll add him to the list of targets for International Poke Lance Armstrong in the Eye Month.

4. Require the entire peloton to wear Jens Voigt masks.

Yes, for every race.

If one Jens is exciting, imagine the thrill of 200 Jens racing EVERY race!

5. UCI Sacrificial Lamb of the Race.

This one I think would be a HUGE draw.

For every race all season long, one member of upper UCI management is slaughtered at some point in the race (I suppose at the finish would be most dramatic and suspenseful) in some hideous medeval manner.

What could be more thrilling?

6. Up the requirement for the minimum number of fans who run beside the peloton in nothing but undies and a flag-cape.

Why stop at a mere handful of whackjobs when you can have hundreds?

And maybe increase the number of fans who’ll reach out and touch, poke and snatch at various parts of the riders, too.

Imagine the excitement when literally at any moment some half naked middleaged fat guy might be seen streaking across the screen in chase of some bewildered rider?

Now top that with the endless suspense of anyone in the crowd being able to grab hold of any rider they please for any reason they wish at any time.

Talk about excitement!

7. Topless podium girls.

Does this really need explanation?

And if you could, maybe, just perhaps, get Lucy Liu to be a podium girl, I’d be sooooooooo appreciative.

In a spirit of fairness, and to acknowledge that women’s races have needed some kind of boost for years, topless podium guys for the ladies.

If that doesn’t get the job done, how about Podium Prostitutes all around?

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Chiara Passerini’s Mostly Non-Cycling Blog

Posted by bikezilla on March 21, 2011

For those of you who are Chiara Passerini fans:

The peloton’s coolest, nicest and maybe hottest wife / gf has her own writing space:

Chiarra and the Little Sparrows

For those of you who are not Chiara Passerini fans:

Kiss this

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Pat McQuaid and UCI and the Open Letter to Riders

Posted by bikezilla on March 20, 2011

HERE is the linked Open Letter to Riders.

I’m not summerizing the letter, I’m giving my thoughts on sections of it. So, if you haven’t read it, doing so would make following this article easier.

– Pat begins by telling riders that “discussions are heated”. He fails to mention that this “heat” is the result of UCI arrogance, its heavyhanded use of power and its refusal to negotiate important aspects of the rules with those that they most affect; riders and teams.

– He blames “others” for making the situation “increasingly tense and therefore extremely difficult”, but fails to acknowledge that the tenseness and difficulty are directly related to the above mentioned behavior on the part of himself and UCI.

– He admonished “respect from both sides”, yet UCI has shown none at all.

For instance, excluding AIGCP president Jonathan Vaughters and CPA’s Gianni Bugno from meetings as retaliation for a planned boycott of the Tour of Beijing.

That disrepects not only Vaughters and Bugno, but the teams and riders that their organization represent.

In fact, the entirety of McQuaid’s words and actions seems designed to ensure UCI’s continued unfettered and unchecked power and that said power will be shared with noone.

McQuaid wants to break any formal efforts to unionize, because he doesn’t want teams and riders to have a hand in advancing and safegaurding their own destinies as well as the destiny of professional cycling.

The irony is, that if McQuaid had simply been more reasonable and less overbearing in his decisions, then teams and riders would likely have been content to allow UCI to reign unchallenged for years or even decades more.

It’s McQuaid’s own words and actions that have brought us to this “increasingly tense and therefore extremely difficult” crossroads.

– McQuaid tells riders that the threatened boycott in Beijing and similar “actions and the ultimatums” will only see things heat up further.

He wants this to seem to say that barring any of that, that we’d see fair and reasonable progress in the ongoing debate regarding radios.

But that’s not really what he’s saying at all.

Because he spends much of his remaining time giving us all the reasons that UCI’s actions regarding the radio ban are fair, reasonable and just, and that UCI is and will be unflinching in this matter.

No, what McQuaid really means when he says that things would be less heated, is that we would go back to the status quo. He means that we would continue down the same decaying road, with UCI expanding its power unchecked and with teams and riders ever more irrelevant in the overall scheme of UCI’s plan.

– Pat wonders,”what will set off the next conflict after that of the earpieces”.

He’s willfully missing the point that this isn’t so much about earpieces / radios as it is about the sharing of power and teams and riders having a say in their governance.

The situation will not stablize until THAT issue is satisfactorily resolved.

What would it take to see that stabilization?

1. Teams and riders formally unionizing.

2. A formal contract and collective bargaining agreement involving those three entities.

You may even need to include manafacturers and organizers on some level, in some way.

Alternately, and this idea is seeing rapidly increasing support, teams and riders could leave UCI entirely and rebuild things from the ground up with their own system.

Tennis did this. It was an ugly and painful, but necessary process. And the sport of tennis is better and healthier today because a few brave and selfless individuals were willing to put everything on the line and endure what pain there was to suffer.

That’s another big problem; teams and riders want change, but they want it to be painless and easy. They lack the guts and the resolve to do the hard things.

Here’s the only piece of information anyone really needs to understand McQuaid’s first motivation for the race radio ban:

“I begin by informing you that in 2008 I was convened to a meeting with the biggest producer of television images of cycling, France Television, and was told by senior executives clearly that if radios were retained in cycling and used as they were being used that the coverage of cycling on television would be reduced.”

Money. Reduced coverage, reduced exposure, reduced sponsorship, reduced revenues.

It’s a big one and understandable.

But that doesn’t excuse UCI’s unreasoning, overbearing, uncompromising arrogance in its formulation of the ban.

Compromises are possible. But, McQuaid is more interested in flexing his political muscle than in the interests of teams, or of riders or of the sport.

– While McQuaid makes a valid point regarding communication of information, he willfully “forgets” that because there is no formal unionization there is also no formal representative system and no official hierarchy for transferring information to the masses.

But the fact remains that AIGCP and CPA both had all of last season that they could have been working on some form of compromise.

Instead all we got was a hastily thrown together rider initiated protest for one radio-free test Stage during the Tour de France. That rider protest saw no input or support from AIGCP or CPA.

Where were the very organizations that are and were supposed to represent these teams and riders? Why haven’t they given a word of explanation for their extended silence and belated participation in this struggle?

And if AIGCP and CPA were negligent, then riders must share in the responsibility for that negligence.

Why is it that less than 25% of AIGCP’s membership bothered to respond to then-president Cedric Vasseur’s inquiry for or against the radio ban?

There’s no guarantee that UCI would have listened to their united voices even then. But, they were at least given the opportunity to contribute their opinions and they couldn’t be bothered.

Doesn’t that make the riders themselves at least partially responsible for the position they find themselves in now?

– I find it interesting to see McQuaid implying that riders are being coerced into acting and thinking maliciously against him, and not only because this makes him seem to suffer paranoid delusions.

First, because UCI itself is clearly attempting to strongarm, bully and intimidate anyone involved in the efforts on behalf of teams and riders.

For instance, as mentioned above, their exclusion of Vaughters and Bugno from recent meetings as punishment for their intention to organize the boycott of the Tour of Beijing.

Second, because McQuaid (Verbruggen before him) and UCI have always been complicit in the mafioso culture of doping within professional cycling. They coerce riders into doping, then protect teams, managers, medical staff and organizers while squashing “doped” riders and anything they have to say.

Third, because there is no hardcore structure, like formal unions, in place to put pressure on riders and teams to join against UCI. That is, by the way, a reason that I despise unions and worry about the potential negative effect they might have over the long term. But that’s for another time.

But if McQuaid and UCI are deceptive about issues and the reasons that things are as they are, then AIGCP is no innoncent.

Here’s a long quote from a recent Bikezilla article:

“Finally, it does seem that AIGCP president Jonathan Vaughters has misrepresented the issue, claiming that radio communications of a purely safety based nature would turn cycling from a team sport to an individual sport.

His premise assumes that riders are incapable of communication amongst themselves. The evidence of cooperation between riders in any break should easily dispel that, as should the fact that cycling was a team sport long before the introduction of race radios.

Or should we believe that this year’s slate of radio-free races has been nothing but a free-for-all of individuals and a total abandonment of the team concept?

I didn’t think so.”

– Regarding direct communication with rider / players: Both McQuaid and Vaughters make valid points.

There is no other major sport that refuses communication with riders / players — Vaughters

There is no other major sport that allows constant, unrestricted communication between the coaching staff or management and riders / players — McQuaid

There’s lots and lots of room for compromise in this, and many ways that such a compromise might be achieved.

But McQuaid insists on zero communication between the DS and riders, while Vaughters insists on unlimited and unrestricted communication.

McQuaid is undoubtedly selfish and unreasonable on this issue, but is Vaughters any less selfish? Any less unreasonable?

– Again I have to say, that if safety is a valid concern, as McQuaid has finally acknowledged, then is it not incumbent upon UCI to lift the radio ban until such time as that issue is resolved?

I agree that Vaughters and Jens Voigt and many others grossly overstate the danger involved in racing without radios. To be honest, I greatly resent this fact and the feeling of being manipulated and disrespected in this manner.

But even if the potential for death or injury is only a tiny fraction of what we’re supposed to believe (according to Vaughters and riders), and if the temporary unrestricted use of radios would alleviate that danger, then isn’t it only sensible that the ban be delayed until this can be thoroughly remedied?

– I give you a direct quote from the Open Letter, because I agree with it so completely.

“The sporting aspects of the race can also be interpreted differently depending on the view of each person. Jens, if a rider loses a race in the last kilometres, his directeur sportif and his sponsor will most certainly be unhappy. However, somewhere in the line of cars following the event, there will be someone who is delighted; therefore allow me not to go back to this argument. It is swings and roundabouts: one day it is you and your team another day it is another. Except maybe to deduce that this point in your letter is probably the most meaningful to explain the enormous danger that hides behind this discussion, but which apparently you are not aware of: the denial of the fundamental values of sport.”

This reminds me of the “bad call” argument for using instant replay in NFL (American football) games. To my mind instant replay is unneeded, because in the end there is balance. Your team has a bad call go agaisnt them today, but over the course of the season the bad calls tend to balance, and human error will never be eliminated. Do you just keep applying more and more interference with the game in an effort to eliminate every possible occurance of a missed or bad call?

Let the players play, let the riders ride.

That’s not to say that I support the radio ban, only that McQuaid makes point that’s worth considering.

– McQuaids PUBLIC stance on doping is identical to his predecessor, Hein Verbruggen’s. He pretends that it is entirely the fault of riders. He feigns ignorance of his awareness of the enormous fiscal and logistical burden associated with doping. These burdens require the complicity of teams, of managers, of doctors, nurses, medical technicians, and of the UCI, WADA and IOC.

McQuaid is not only a hypocrite but a coward and a bully, and he is only representitive of the cancer rampant within UCI entire.

It’s clear that if professional cycling is ever to resemble “clean”, that UCI must be removed.

– McQuaid finally acknowledges that this is NOT about radios, but “power and control”.

As I’ve said before, UCI has all the power and they do not feel motivated to share it. If things are to level out for teams and riders, then power will have to be taken forcefully.

McQuaid is so blinded by his own need to rule without challange or reason that he cannot see that the time has come where he has two choices:

1. He can lead the effort to integrate professional cycling’s power structure with teams and riders (and possibly others).

2. Or he can fight until the bitter end, and lose all that he fights for.

Change is coming. How ugly and chaotic the battle for that change will be, is largely in Pat McQuaid’s hands.

I have no faith in McQuaid’s character, nor in his capacity for reason or altruism.

Be prepared for the worst, and don’t be surprised when the casualties begin mounting.

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